By Doug Ankerman
Fitting with this month’s theme, here are 30 things that give ME hope…
Falling asleep before the legs begin to dance
Elastic waistbands
Good hair day
Stoplights turning green
Summer shade
Kohl’s Cash
Puppy licks
Slippers on a cold morning
Zippers with large pulls
Curbside pickup
Low threshold doorways
Laxatives
Red sky at night
Slow news day
Finding money in a pocket
Automatic toilet that doesn’t flush five times
Staying awake past 9:00
Open drive-thru lane at the bank
Getting one final squeeze from the tube
Opening chip bag without ripping
Springtime
Coming Attractions
Food I can cut with a fork
“You May Already Be A Winner”
Air conditioning
Inaugurations
Zip closure bags that stay zip closed
A vaccine
Working shake machine at McDonalds
And finally…
Bathroom scale that is “light” (but you don’t know it)
Did I leave something out? Leave a comment by sharing what gives YOU hope.
*Doug is a member of the MS class of 1996. He writes silly stuff about multiple sclerosis and other junk on his humor blog at myoddsock.com.